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Joke of the Day

"Men can't have multiple orgasms so having sex several times is hard Then soft, then hard, then soft"

"Finding Money Reaching into a pair of pants and finding a wad of money is a great feeling . . . . until the person wearing the pants starts screaming."

"In capitalist America, you grab people by the pussy. In Soviet Russia, you seize the means of reproduction."

"(bed bath and beyond) *walks to beds* Wow nice beds *walks to baths* Wow nice baths *walks through intergalactic wormhole* Wow nice beyond"

"For yoga people He who noticed it lotused it"

"All of these people are screaming like they've never seen someone revving a chainsaw on a public beach."

"Fun prank... Make them study for 16 years and then don't give them jobs"

"Why did the 25 year old cross the street? To catch a charmander."

"My birth control is my 5yo running around in circles at 5am screaming ""I have so much energy! I have so much energy! I have so much energy!"""

"On my birthday my wife suggested I have a threesome... My wife suggested for my birthday I have a threesome. I replied ""Do I get to pick both girls?"" And then the fight started..."