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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes i think my life sucks. Then i look at the lives of others. Then it hits me. My life does suck!!"

"What sound does Reddit make when it blows up? Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP *and* gold. Thank you!"

"How is Trump different from Hitler? Unlike Hitler Trump wants to round up every Juan. Edit : No offence to Trump supporters or anyone!"

"A Chicago High School played Justin Bieber's ""Baby"" between classes and students had to pay to stop it - They earned $1,000 in 3 days."

"Newsreader: Police are asking anyone with any information- Me: [shouting at TV] You lose 90% of your heat from your head"

"The kids are asking why I'm wearing sunglasses in the house today. Spiked their morning OJ with vodka so we are on the same page."

"I could never be on The Bachelor. I don't need millions watching me get dumped & cry on tv. It's bad enough my cat sees that shit everyday."

"Was forced to have a threesome with a clown and a grizzly. Just had to grin and bear it."

"Why didn't they just call ""Ant-Man"" Uncle? Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show."

"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wiped his butt."