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Joke of the Day

"I went to a female Arab boxing match last night. It was pretty boring, all they threw were high jabs."

"The people who run Reddit are secretly cows, and I can prove it! [remoooved]"

"What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books? ""I don't know what you're Tolkien about!"" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb."

"Who was the most racist president? Bill Clinton. He hid from the black guy in between the Bushes."

"What is black and white and red all over? A Dalmatian with a bad sunburn."

"A man and his son are sitting, naked, on a couch... ... and the little boy asks, ""Dad why are our penises different?"" The father replies, ""Firstly, son, you don't have an erection."""

"""I just figured the 'H' was broken on your sign"" Nope, this is what I sell here. Now how many Doug nuts do you want?"

"I bought crappy music for 5 cents today, but the guy ripped me off. As he ran off, I yelled ""Hey, I want my nickel back!"""

"You guys ever hear the joke about the pizza? Nevermind, it's too cheesy... Those pizza jokes are all about the delivery."

"My friend that only dates Asian girls just started dating his ex-girlfriend again And I don't know if I should tell him."