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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the neighborhood where all the poor Italians live? The spaghetto."
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"your mom is so stupid.... when I said it was chilly out she ran out the door with a spoon"
"Anyone who claims on the internet that the President is a Communist, should be forced to spend a year in 1934 Siberia."
"ME: Ok, that's everything in the dishwasher *closes dishwasher door* *turns it on* *turns around* TEASPOON: You're not gonna believe this"
"You're not really a parent until you swat blindly into the backseat, hoping to connect with a kid."
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ""Oh sure, just because I'm a woman means I have to do everything around here. And let me tell you..."""
"The nice thing about being a hypochondriac is eventually you'll be right, then die while going, ""See? Told you."""
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW. On a Porcupine the pricks are on the outside."
"I wouldn't mind being catcalled if it were useful: ""Hey baby, boot sale at Macy's!"" or, ""Line's shorter at Starbucks on 5th, sweet cheeks!"""
"Some old man was driving 20Mph the whole way home, as if he'd never seen snow before. Boy everyone sure got mad at me."