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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ""Oh sure, just because I'm a woman means I have to do everything around here. And let me tell you..."""

"One time a cute guy I liked mooned his friend as a prank but there was a tiny piece of toilet paper in his crack & it haunts me to this day"

"Banana Shirt http://teespring.com/Banana-Shirt#pid=369&cid=6519&sid=front"

"Trump is a plant by the NRA to make liberals want to shoot someone"

"What do you call a Asian born in Canada Ehsian"

"How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Wanna go ride bikes?"

"""I can't eat all of that!"" ... and other lies I tell"

"A programmer gets upset when he hears women shouldn't be objectified... He demands, ""Are you suggesting women are primitives?"""

"""Smoking breaks"" at work should be deducted from annually leave. We all have addictions, you don't see me leave a meeting to fry plantain"

"how come paul simon gets all the first names and art garfunkel just gets random words"