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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW. On a Porcupine the pricks are on the outside."
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"Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer The first one says to the other one, ""Does this taste funny to you?"" The other one says, ""No."""
"My GF likes it in the butt. She's an anal moll."
"What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common? They both say insert Bill here"
"I bet the Chinese get excited when it's raining cats and dogs. Must be like a buffet for them."
"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws, and one is a pause at the end of a clause."
"What should you call a polite friendly kind good looking monster? A failure."
"Synonym rolls... Just like grammar used to make."
"Thinking about making a sitcom where two mermaid guys are roommates and calling it ""tuna half men"""
"2016 is like a crisp autumn wind on a clear day in Venice It blows. (Get well soon Carrie)"