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Joke of the Day
"your mom is so stupid.... when I said it was chilly out she ran out the door with a spoon"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cork ! Cork who ? Cork and beans !"
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"Got a summons for jury duty. At least now I know it will be a hung jury."