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Joke of the Day

"Anyone who claims on the internet that the President is a Communist, should be forced to spend a year in 1934 Siberia."

"What's the cheapest concert you can go to? 50 cent feat. Nickelback."

"What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo? ""What are all these landscapers doing here?"""

"Why did the Mexican food go to counseling? He wanted to taco bout his problems"

"Me and UFOS have something in common! Neither of us look good on camera."

"Knock knock joke I came up with in the 3rd grade... Knock, knock. Who's there? Nunya. Nunya who? Nunya dang business who?"

"Don't you hate it when spiders bite you and you get like zero superpowers?"

"Did anyone else watch the documentary on pedophilia? It was so touching."

"My gay friend got fired from the sperm bank. They caught him drinking on the job."

"How did they keep the pilot out of the cockpit? With an Allahu Lockbar."