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Joke of the Day

"Some old man was driving 20Mph the whole way home, as if he'd never seen snow before. Boy everyone sure got mad at me."

"A woman lights a cigarette after intercourse ""Do you ever smoke after sex?"" she asks her husband. ""I've never checked."""

"When I was in jail I was asked by one of the rather large inmates, ""you wana be the poppa or the momma?"" I responded with ""Poppa""..... ""then get over here and suck mommas dick"""

"People can be so easy to read... ...like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime."

"Many burn victims are not very attractive, But all of them used to be extremely hot at some point in the past."

"Whats the difference between a joke and three dicks? Your mom cant take a joke."

"The US Judicial system"

"The man asks ""Are you working hard today?"" Worker: Oh I'm working about as much they pay me...a little bit every 2 weeks"

"If you're wondering about who the oldest James Bond was, don't google 'old man bond age'"

"My little brother dropped this on me; What do Mexicans say when they're cold? BRRRRRRRRiba!"