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Joke of the Day

"3 guys walk into a bar The 4th one ducks."

"There was a girl pushing an suv this morning while the guy steered. Feminists everywhere must be scissoring in victory."

"What idiot decided to call them koalas instead of awww-stralians?"

"Bought some vaginal jelly the other day... Didn't taste like it at all!!"

"Mom wants me to have a baby girl with blonde hair and blue eyes.And I want a sane mother who isn't oblivious to my Italian bloodline."

"Imagine you're about to have surgery and right before the anesthesia kicks in you notice a ""University of Phoenix"" degree on the wall"

"My grandfather got his tongue shot off during WWII He never talked about it."

"I can't stop watching the Hunger Games movies... ...I have a heroine addiction."

"I was going to get a cheap circumcision but I realized it was a rip off."

"You're a recruiter and Google is not blocked by your company filter. What folder do emails from histrionic venture capitalists go in? [deleted]"