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Joke of the Day

"You know... When someone says to you ""Jesus loves you."" It's always comforting. Unless you are in a Mexican jail."

"Fifty Shades of Grey instills that if a dude is sexy and rich you should allow him contractual ownership of your body because helicopters."

"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change."

"It blows my mind that people walk around acting like Steve Harvey won't jump out from behind a bush at any moment & murder them."

"How did the scottsman find the sheep in the tall grass? Very pleasurable."

"What do you need to perform a fair test in a mental asylum? A control freak."

"What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadrabador"

"What do Asian pirates do? They fry pranes."

"Decaf only works if you throw it on people."