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Joke of the Day
"My grandfather got his tongue shot off during WWII He never talked about it."
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"The difference between being interrogated by a terrorist & interrogated by a woman is that eventually the terrorist will end your suffering."
"She told me my analogies didn't make any sense. It seriously made me feel like a biscuit in an elevator."
"Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey"
"Asked for ""change for a dollar"" at the Dollar Store and they just gave me a different dollar."
"The first thing you'll need if you're planning on stealing an ostrich from the zoo is a car with a sunroof"
"I asked a sexy chinese girl for her number, she replied sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight... I said wow, I must be in luck, until her friend grabbed me and said, she means 6663629"
"I hit 350lbs on the bench press today And I think I broke a rib after I fell on it.."
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they are dead."
"What do you call a deaf dinosaur? Anything you like - he can't hear you."