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Joke of the Day

"There was a girl pushing an suv this morning while the guy steered. Feminists everywhere must be scissoring in victory."

"Have you ever smelled moth balls? How did you get their legs apart"

"Who did the ghost invite to his party? Anyone he could dig up."

"I think we all know that one person who seems to make it a daily goal to incorporate every color of the rainbow in their outfit."

"I was told a good joke at a New Year party... Hillary Clinton"

"Just took one of those ""Which Movie Character Are You?"" quizzes and found out I'm the plastic bag from American Beauty."

"What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito? Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector."

"The best trick to ordering pizza is asking them not to cut it. By law, they can only charge you for one slice."

"What does a vegan zombie eat? Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains! ... I'll show myself out..."

"Q: What do Blondes say after sex? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?"