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Joke of the Day
"I can't stop watching the Hunger Games movies... ...I have a heroine addiction."
Next Joke
"Ever since I was a kid I had always wanted to be a door to door salesman... But then I found it's a hard knock life"
"Note to self: hairspray does not kill spiders; it merely increases their strength and makes them look flawless all day."
"I wanted to be a Ninja, so I googled ""Ninja school"" I followed the link to their website, and it said ""Page cannot be found"" WOW, these motherfuckers are good."
"A man walks into a bar..... His alcoholism is tearing his family apart."
"What do Lifesavers do that a man can't? Come in eight flavors."
"How do you turn a seal into a sea lion? Remove an electron."
"What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground."
"What is Apple users favorite movie? No Escape"
"Sometimes I think I'm too picky. Then I watch my dog look for a place to poop."