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"What idiot decided to call them koalas instead of awww-stralians?"
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"The reason I switched from a backpack to a messenger bag is so that I look more classy and professional carrying nothing but snacks to work."
"What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? ""You going to eat that?"""
"""I'm happy with who I am, sure. But I'm not gonna go around calling myself ""great"" like some of these jerks."" --humble white shark."
"Why does my computer keep saying hello? It's a Dell."
"How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One because his knee grows."
"Gravity is just a myth. We all know it's the white man keeping us down."
"How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark."
"Today punched man a me That was out of order"
"I got a papercut writing my suicide note. It's a start. -Steven Wright"