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Joke of the Day

"You're a recruiter and Google is not blocked by your company filter. What folder do emails from histrionic venture capitalists go in? [deleted]"

"A joke for you all! Q. What do you call a midget psychic that has escaped from jail!?!!? A. A small medium at large!! Just kidding, nigger will probably suffice..."

"playboy: ""apparently they just read it for the articles"" [takes out all nude women] every man on earth: ""well this has back-fired massively"""

"What's so ironic about disabled toilets? They're big enough to run around in."

"Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men."

"How to solve issues with life expectancy The doctor has given me four months to live. I shot the doctor, The judge gave me 20 years. Problem solved"

"A guy called out over the radio that someone spilled chips at work... Turns out they were Flooritos."

"How can you tell your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts to fit in your wife's clothes"

"Trying to Have a Baby Saying that ""We are trying to have a baby"" is the only discreet way I can tell my mother-in-law that I had sex with her daughter 4 times last week."

"How do you start a rave in Africa? Glue toast to the ceiling. (Apologies if repost, I found it funny and wanted to share it with you guys. Have a great day! :D )"