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Joke of the Day

"The first couple months of the year go by quickly. February just Marches on."

"what do you get when one rapper eats another? FOOD CHAINZZZ!!"

"The Republicans told us that if we let the gays marry, soon people'd be marring horses! I'm still waiting. :("

"Frodo collected the keys to Macy's, JCPenney, McDonald's, etc. and put them on a single key ring It was one ring to rule the mall."

"What do we want? Apathy! When do we want it? Oh, you know, whenever."

"Why did the railroad thief get caught? He forgot to cover his tracks! im^dead^inside"

"It's unfortunate when pasta night turns into a surprise family intervention."

"What do ghosts serve for dessert? I Scream."

"BLONDE AMBITION Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet."

"I've been called ""Poindexter"" for different things... Does that make me ambipoindextrous?"