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Joke of the Day
"What do ghosts serve for dessert? I Scream."
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"What do you call a college scholarship for a black guy? all of them."
"""ok start it up"" tktktk-puh-buurup-chk-a-chk ""give it some gas"" ss-ss-icka-icka-grrawh-pshhhh any ideas? ""I can't hear over you beatboxing"""
"Confusing prank: Obtain a grizzly bear, name it Love then call 911 and say that Love is tearing you apart"
"Some Warning Labels are a little retarded, like on my Deodorant it says, ""Avoid Contact with Eyes""....TOO LATE, I've already seen it!!!"
"""Oh my god! Sarah Jessica Parker is a competitive sprinter?!"" ""Greg, calm down! This is just the Kentucky Derby."""
"Did you hear about the the horse that got shot? He's in stable condition."
"Why is Bud light kinda like making love on a canoe? Because it's like fucking close to water."
"What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef? A humburger."
"My wife tried to buy something online yesterday.... Anyone know how to get a credit card out of a floppy drive?"