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Joke of the Day

"BLONDE AMBITION Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet."

"What's the worst thing that could happen to an r/joke/ subscriber? faint"

"What do you call a hooker with a runny nose??? Full"

"Bring an urn speed dating. Whenever a prospective match asks a question, whisper to urn, ""I don't know, Mom: should I tell him?"""

"Pregnant. It's like ignant, but there are 2 of you."

"If Carly Fiorina had a sex change... ...do you think that she might also change her name to Charlie Feelmaweena?"

"Mmm piece of candy What smells like candy and tastes like fish?"

"a fun pastime in America is driving teenage starlets into utter madness and then enjoying a hearty laugh afterwards"

"Sometimes, When I Think Of My Books... I touch my shelf."

"Why did the Bear dissolve in water? He was polar"