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Joke of the Day
"It's unfortunate when pasta night turns into a surprise family intervention."
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"Forgot to pack tights so I'm wearing yoga pants with my dress and a long sweater. I look like a crazy cat lady."
"Last time I had sex, it felt like the 100m Olympic final. There were 8 black men and a gun."
"Guy behind me in line at the gas station was standing close enough to reenact the pottery scene from ghost."
"This is marketing!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE-SbJbl2co"
"what kind of vegetable is the hypest a turnup obvs"
"What's the difference between ignorance and indifference? I don't know and I don't care!"
"Don't worry, every TV show, the audience def can't tell that your character just answered a call on his iPhone by tapping an app. We stupid."
"Old experiment #You are now breathing and blinking manually. #also you are aware of your tongue now. Let me know if this worked"
"Pregnant Removed"