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Joke of the Day

"what do you get when one rapper eats another? FOOD CHAINZZZ!!"

"""Oooh look! Is that a comet?"" - Well, actually the airport is real close by ""Oh ok. Good idea. I'll call them and ask"""

"Why did the baker's hands stink? Because he needed a crap."

"My poem: I dig, you dig, we dig, she dig, he dig, they dig. It's not a very good poem, but it's very deep."

"Good morning class, science is our lesson for today. Teacher: What is science? Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science? Student: science is our Lesson for today."

"What do you call a magical dwarf? A midgetcian!"

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Nothing she just gagged a little."

"Did you hear about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines..."

"I never realized how overweight my thumbs were until I tried typing on an iPhone."

"I went to a restaurant that serves ""breakfast at any time""... So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. -Stephen Wright"