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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an oyster who can't find another job? A clamboni driver!"

"I went to the hairdresser and she asked how I'd like my hair cut. In silence."

"A one-liner walks into a bar."

"My friend recently found out that he is both gay and dyslexic... He is still in Daniel..."

"Privacy is very important to me. That is why I only share sensitive information with my closest 480 friends on Facebook."

"still waiting for a Discovery Channel ""How It's Made"" episode on babies. otherwise i fear i'll never figure it out"

"What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda? Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Crispin ! Crispin who ? Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !"

"My Dad just told me I looked like Jesus. I think he has a God complex."

"Women should not be allowed to eat They always poop afterwards"