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Joke of the Day
"I've been called ""Poindexter"" for different things... Does that make me ambipoindextrous?"
Next Joke
"What's the difference between a kidney bean and a chickpea? I've never had a kidney bean on my face."
"Why is everyone bragging about how great it is to have kids? I slept till noon today, and the only person who threw up last night was me."
"My Grandma said I have the voice for the radio... And the face for it too."
"My girlfriend wanted a joule... unfortunately I am out of Fs."
"How does a blonde man get really rich,stupid and a candidate for president ? small loan of 100 million dollars"
"TIL I'm always submitting to the wrong subreddit."
"Just realized that I'm technically a vegan for the hours between dinner & breakfast. No wonder I feel so fucking superior all the time"
"Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza? Most people like the idea of pizza better."
"What do you call a midget psychic that escaped from jail? A Small Medium at Large"