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Joke of the Day
"Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq? Because they are all Targets."
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"Bill Clinton is so getting laid tonight. Hillary is in Indonesia."
"How is Mitt Romney like a failed sperm? If you looked at them, you could only see a dick; and both ended up just an inch short"
"Three old deaf men on a train in London Deaf man number one says 'IS THIS WEMBLEY?' The second man replies 'NO IT'S THURSDAY.' and the third man replies 'ME TO. LETS GET OFF AND HAVE A PINT'"
"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? They Lactose."
"""Mom guess what I'm getting married!!!"" Is he rich? ""I think so. His name is Charles Mansion"""
"Look at the clock at the end of a workday and it's 4:04 pm. Where did the time go!?"
"Best part about marriage? NO MORE CONDOMS!!! Worst part about marriage? No more sex."
"It makes sense that Trump is into golden showers Republicans love trickle down economics"
"I have a step stool... I never knew my real stool."