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Joke of the Day

"Today I saw a homeless man pick up a brochure for a computer repairer. I guess he's having computer problems?"

"Classic An Englishman and an Irish man walk into a bar... ...they were watching Wales get through to the semi final."

"Last night I woke up and saw the ghost of Gloria Gaynor... ... at first I was afraid, I was petrified."

"What do a redneck divorce and a burning meth lab have in common? Someone's losing a trailer."

"The next person to make a gay joke is going to get their ass pounded"

"If you're ever cold go stand in a corner... ...and SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"

"A penguin walks into a bar... He goes up to the barman and says, ""Have you seen my father in here today?"" The barman says, ""I don't know, what does he look like?"""

"Calm down 'Fitbit' joggers. I can drink one 5-Hour Energy and reach my target heart rate without even getting off my couch"

"Can secretaries really write memos with both their left and right hands at the same time? Or is that just stereotyping."

"I asked my Chinese girlfriend for a 69 last night. She said 'Fuck off, I'm not cooking at this time of night'"