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Joke of the Day
"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? They Lactose."
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"This thread is literally cancer But just like cancer, it grows on you"
"Women are like parking spaces... Sometimes all the good ones are taken so you need to put it in a disabled one."
"was trimming my beard with my jumper today it was a **clothes** shave..."
"Mona Lisa's Mother If Mona Lisa's mother were Jewish, she would have said: ""Mona, bubbeleh, after all the money your father and I spent on your brace, that's the biggest smile you can give us?"""
"RIP hacker who was spying on me through my Laptop's camera. Died of boredom"
"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."
"My car is 13 years old. I like how the ceiling fabric hangs down and makes it feel like a blanket fort."
"I thought I saw an original joke today Turns out I just misreddit"
"Someone broke a hole in the nudist colony's fence. Police are looking into it."