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Joke of the Day
"Best part about marriage? NO MORE CONDOMS!!! Worst part about marriage? No more sex."
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"I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said ""You're pulling my leg"""
"*wife gives me a big hug before I leave for work* I love you too, babe! [later] Where's my credit card? Son of a.."
"New Subway slogan idea from Jared 12 is the new 18"