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Joke of the Day
"Bill Clinton is so getting laid tonight. Hillary is in Indonesia."
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"Ultimate confusion What is the ultimate confusion? Two gay guys in a hottub full of sausages."
"Imagine being 5 minutes from the end of the longest movie ever & it starts over because it forgot something. That's my kid telling a story."
"Astrogeologists: do telescope/remote sensing on distant objects. Astrologists: use horoscope/do not remotely make sense/object when dissed."
"What's the worst thing at a bad joke party? The punch lines."
"I'd have more respect for the weather man if he just got on camera & said ""I have no idea, your guess is as good as mine -go outside & look"""
"I know the basics of sex... You could say I know the ins and outs."
"What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm? 'Come and look at the rain dear.'"
"How do you defeat an American? Don't do anything, just place a mirror in front of them and see as they squirm."
"Hear the one about the miscarriage? I overheard it yesterday. The joke was funny but the delivery was all wrong"