4376
Joke of the Day
"""Mom guess what I'm getting married!!!"" Is he rich? ""I think so. His name is Charles Mansion"""
Next Joke
"You can lead a horse to water, but you probably can't do it as well as Sneaky Gary, the serial horse drowner."
"I became a proud dad today, my boy is actually 4 but he was a little prick for the first 3 years."
"Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets? Felons can't buy guns"
"What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair (credit to my physics teacher's wife)"
"What lights up a football stadium ? A football match !"
"""I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."" Hotel Clerk ""No, it's regular porn, you sick bitch."""
"Reddit, I need your darkest Christmas jokes to put in my Christmas cards!"
"When you go to buy fire insurance for your house, don't tell them you need it by a certain date."
"Her: 911, what's your emerge- Me: SOMEONE'S WEARING CROCS! Her: Sir, that's not an em- Me: WITH A FANNY PACK! Her: I'll send an officer."