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Joke of the Day
"It makes sense that Trump is into golden showers Republicans love trickle down economics"
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"Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end you wish you had a club and spade."
"My new washing machine plays a tune very similar to an ice cream truck when it's finished. There's no ice cream in there. I checked. Twice."
"What did the Reddit admins do for Christmas? [removed]"
"""I need a car. What do you have?"" ""Well, we have a Subaru Outback"" ""But what kind of Subaru?"" ""Outback"" ""I don't CARE where you keep it..."""
"If I notice an unfinished jigsaw puzzle at someone's house, I eat a few pieces."
"Enthusiasm 365 days until Christmas and people already have their trees up."
"What did the spoon say when he caught his knife cheating on him? Get the fork outta here!"
"""It's not the principle, it's the money."" Spike Milligan RIP"
"Why do female skydivers wear jock straps? So they don't whistle on the way down."