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Joke of the Day
"I have a step stool... I never knew my real stool."
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"All of the construction that was slowing down traffic during the summer is over now. I don't know why they can't repair those cones indoors."
"What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might thinks it's 'Arrrr"" but his first love be the 'C'"
"How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits."
"Some girls put more effort into naming their Facebook photo albums than I put into my life."
"What is the richest beverage? Juice."
"What Are Donald Trump's favorite kind of nuts? Wall nuts."
"What did the hooker say to the blind man? ""Come here"""
"My wife is like a desert wind She rarely blows, but when she does it's dry."
"Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ? Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally."