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Joke of the Day

"Did you guys hear about the C++ developer that wanted to become a famous actor? He kept getting type cast."

"When my mom asked me to sponsor her Run for The Cure, I was surprised. I'd thought The Cure had done quite well for themselves."

"Do you want to buy a broken barometer? No pressure.."

"How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb? One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog."

"Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas? Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc."

"If I ever opened up a nail salon, I would definitely name it ""Handjobs""."

"Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder"

"Survivor 1: ""Help! I can't swim! I'm drowning!"" Survivor 2: ""I have a buoy, friend."""

"An elderly woman went to her local doctor's office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she replied..."