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Joke of the Day

"Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder"

"Where is the monster's temple? On the side of his head."

"What did the Orthopedist Comedian Magician say to his patient? ""For my next trick, i'll tickle your funny bone"""

"Do you believe in love at first site? A boy asked a girl: ""Do you believe in love at first site?"". The Girl replied, ""No"". The boy phewed and said: ""We should meet again then"". Ultimate Thug Life."

"How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving? He's Russian to Turkey."

"What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old? About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde."

"What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist? Is there a dog?"

"*holds up 2 ties* which one, I have a big meeting today ""both are nice"" [wife calls later] ""how'd it go"" well, wearing 2 ties was a disaster"

"I made this joke. I said as I held me son for the first time."

"What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels? A heroine addict."