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Joke of the Day

"How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb? One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself."

"What do you call a fish with 27 eyes? Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish"

"Why did the Mexican man push his wife off the cliff? Tequila."

"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? Americans can't milk a cow for 12 years I'm sorry"

"Called the front desk of our motel and told him ""I've gotta leak in the sink."" He said ""That's OK, just rinse it out when you're done."""

"What do you call a man who opens the car door for you? A chauffeur."

"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear."

"I have sex almost every day! Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday, almost on Wednesday..."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Friend 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Friend 2: To get to the idiot's house. Friend 1: Knock knock Friend 2: Who's there? Friend 1: The chicken"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because netizens were showing shallow sympathy for #YulinDogMeatFestival on the other side."