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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog."

"I met up with two friends of mine. One of them asked me what did I do yesterday, and I said I watched Rashomon. But the second friend had a different story."

"A guy with a rock on his head hit someone and was charged with basalt and hattery."

"I'm gonna start following my cat to the litter box and sit in her lap while she takes a shit"

"Does anybody know any jokes about salt? Na"

"Every morning when the alarm goes off, I wake up & say ""it's time to chase my dreams!"" & then I press the snooze button & go back to sleep."

"A woman walked into a library and asked for a book on euphemisms. So the librarian took her up the rear aisle and let her have it."

"When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs? before 15:30 ... ^I'll ^show ^myself ^out"

"A 95 year old man told me this joke. ""At my age, it's always something. The other day, my Dr. asked for a Urine sample, a stool sample, and a semen sample. So I gave him my underwear""."

"My family doesn't have a swear jar, but we do have a totes perf jar. If you say totes or perf, we throw a jar at you"