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Joke of the Day

"If dumping the last of your chips into the dip and eating it like cereal is wrong then I don't wanna be right."

"Jobs: You Need To Have Your BA *got BA Jobs: you need 5yrs experience *5years later Jobs: You need a MA *Got MA Jobs: we need some1 young"

"I'd tell you a joke about my penis, but it's too long."

"What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator? The shiitalkie mushroom."

"Teacher: Didn't you know the bell had gone? Fred: I didn't take it Miss."

"oh the aliens aren't speaking to us right now because idk they're pissed that we flaked out on that pyramid project they started or whatever"

"If I were Cinderella, I wouldn't have settled for a guy who couldn't even remember what my face looked like."

"What do you call a person who keeps falling over? Tripical"

"Is BB hungry? No, BB-8."

"What if balloons take over and start twisting us into animal shapes?"