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Joke of the Day
"Do you want to buy a broken barometer? No pressure.."
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"Girl, you can call me RNA II Polymerase ... ...cuz I'm gonna unzip your genes"
"I told my niece if I cut her open she would just be made of chicken quesadillas and she said if she cut me open I'd just be dead. Smart kid."
"Why accountants don't read novels? Because the only numbers in them are page numbers."
"Life is like a box of chocolates If you're fat it's not going to last long."
"You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view."
"Mozart is rolling in his grave. In 50 years people will be saying ""Adele is rolling in the deep."""
"Did you hear about the kidnapping recently? The goatherd woke him up."
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!"
"A baby is like a bee farm I don't have one, but if I did, I would stay the fuck away from it."