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Joke of the Day
"Do you want to buy a broken barometer? No pressure.."
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"What's the definition of a 68? That's when you blow me and I owe you 1."
"Where does Batman go to get a haircut? Batman-do"
"Irish joke An Irish man walks out of a bar."
"Look, no hands! The worst thing you could hear during a prostate exam."
"At my daughter's dance recital. Wait. I don't have any kids. I'm leaving. These girls suck at ballet."
"A little drunk. Playing scrabble with my cat. Not sure who's winning cause he's eaten most of his tiles."
"If you steal ideas from only one person, it is called plagiarism. If you steal from many people, it is called research."
"How do you get over a fear of elevators? Just take some steps to avoid them!"
"Frank's Girlfriend Frankfurter walks into his favorite bar holding a curvy Hamburger by the hand. ""Hi guys,"" he says. ""Meet my girlfriend, Patty."""