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Joke of the Day

"Don Draper and Meiosis get together for an advertisement meeting. They agree on one thing. Sex Cells."

"Out of 11, how bad is your OCD?"

"All my exes are engaged, married, and/or have kids. I'm single. As far as I'm concerned, I've won."

"People who grew up in the 50's will get this. I was 15 before I realized that there was no reason why women's slacks had the zipper on the side."

"A Scotsman walks into a bar usually he is with an Englishman, an Irishman and a Welshman but they are all in France for the Euros."

"What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot? Steel wool"

"Why was the dictionary on the top shelf more expensive than the one on the bottom... Because it was a higher definition"

"Your Momma is so classless... She could be a Marxist utopia"

"I went to the premature ejaculation clinic today. They told me my appointment isn't until tomorrow."

"Bin Laden released an audio tape about the Christmas underwear bomber. A month later. Where has he been, living in a cave?"