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Joke of the Day
"Out of 11, how bad is your OCD?"
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"I always heat up my Thanksgiving leftovers. I quit cold turkey a long time ago."
"Standing behind a hot guy on a treadmill saying 'don't worry baby, I'll catch you if you fall' makes him run for a really really long time"
"i asked ""where"" I work in a hospital. I once asked a confused patient if she had pain. She said yes. I said ""Where?"" She said, ""San Diego."""
"Why were the proctologist's emails so hard to read? Too many colons."
"Just picked the remote up off the floor with my foot while laying on the sofa so I guess today is leg day."
"A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shihtzu"
"What is a duck's favorite drug? Quack. Girlfriend came up with it. It was so bad it was good."
"I'm thinking about getting an arm tattooed on my snake."
"I was such a stud that I lasted 1 hour and 5 seconds in bed Thanks Day light saving"