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Joke of the Day

"A Scotsman walks into a bar usually he is with an Englishman, an Irishman and a Welshman but they are all in France for the Euros."

"What do you call it when you get a boner at a funeral? Mourning wood."

"*secret agent slaps me* I'll never give you answers *he grabs my throat* ""WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA"" *spits* I'd rather die"

"I've been volunteering a lot with the hearing impaired lately: I couldn't care less about them as a group, but it's the only way to find a girlfriend who is completely mute."

"Why are women like KFC? After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in."

"What kind of meat does a priest eat on Fridays? Nun."

"I just witnessed a co worker eat a cupcake with no frosting. What kind of devil worshiping nonsense is this?"

"What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, he didn't make it that far."

"A deer walks out of a gay bar ""Damn I can't believe I just blew 50 bucks!"""

"Hangman is a weird game to let kids play. Hey kid, if you don't think of this word, a random man will be put to death."