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Joke of the Day

"Bin Laden released an audio tape about the Christmas underwear bomber. A month later. Where has he been, living in a cave?"

"iPhone's from the future. 2016: iPhone 7=no headphone jack 2017: iPhone 8=no battery 2018: iPhone 9=no screen 2019: iPhone 10=no phone at all, just pay Apple $1000"

"Did you hear about the worlds greatest magician? He was walking down the street and turned into a drug store"

"I just found out that blackbirds aren't afraid of squirrels and now I'm afraid of blackbirds."

"Want to hear a joke? It's called my life"

"Scientists analysed sweat samples of 100 regular KFC visitors. 11 secrete herbs and spices"

"WTF? Anal bleaching Normally I'd be against such a thing, but some assholes just need to lighten up."

"United States once again votes for a minority President! Donald J Trump is believed to be the first orange President to be elected in the history of the United States."

"What do you call a frat house in a quarry? A bromine."

"I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."