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Joke of the Day

"Bin Laden released an audio tape about the Christmas underwear bomber. A month later. Where has he been, living in a cave?"

"""Let's go around the room & name our biggest fears"" SUPERMAN: Kryptonite BATMAN: Bats MARIO: When a turtle slowly walks in my direction"

"What's the difference between Reddit's CEO and Hitler? There's no ""L"" in Pao."

"What's Hitler's favorite video game? Mein Kraft."

"Gonna start referring to my Facebook feed as Chick-Fil-A because it's just a bunch of propaganda from cows who can't spell."

"Auto-correct changed my ""I'm tired"" to ""shut the fuck up, you unemployed bitch""."

"What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball? ""Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"""

"What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called? A hallucination."

"That good buddy on Facebook who likes your status because nobody else will."

"What did JFK say after banging Marilyn Monroe? ""Some men have greatness thrust upon them, some men thrust upon greatness."""