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Joke of the Day

"Why was the dictionary on the top shelf more expensive than the one on the bottom... Because it was a higher definition"

"If there was a black character in Clue, the game would be called Solved."

"I eat the broken cookies first because I feel bad for them."

"Have you heard who's playing the lead role in Hollywood's latest fairytale movie? China's GDP numbers."

"Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed."

"Rant ""What do we want!?"" ""No daylight savings!"" ""When do we want it!?"" ""An hour ago!!!"""

"What is the difference between anal and oral sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your hole weak"

"Time flies in Italy.... ...Everywhere you look, another Dago's by....."

"""Nietzsche, what's the matter?"" ""Nothing."""

"Can't believe my daughter said I was embarrassing her by trying to be cool. She needs to check the tude & stop being so wiggity wiggity wack"