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Joke of the Day

"People who grew up in the 50's will get this. I was 15 before I realized that there was no reason why women's slacks had the zipper on the side."

"What was the name of Paul Revere's favorite porno mag? The British are Coming"

"Why was the middle aged computer sad? He had a floppy disc."

"I'm heading to Greenwich later today. Wondering what I should do in the Mean Time."

"I hate it when I'm having the most delicious meal in the world and someone walks into the kitchen and tells me to get out of their house."

"Canadian bird watching is pretty depressing... It's hard to see these birds all aloon."

"The U.S. military is like a drunk frat boy. If you really believe it's pulling out before something bad happens, joke's on you, buddy."

"So How do you circumcise a Hillbillie Kick his sister in the jaw."

"[at funeral] ""my phone is vibrating"" want me to create a distraction so you can answer it? ""no, are you craz- *points at casket* HE BLINKED"

"I'm not saying I'm batman but answer me this have you ever seen me and batman in the same room?"