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Joke of the Day
"Your Momma is so classless... She could be a Marxist utopia"
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"If I was Snow White you'd never be able to kill me with an apple...you'd have to poison an eclair or something..."
"Why do the Lannisters have such big beds? Because they push two Twins together to make a King."
"I asked this homeless lady if I could take her home. She said yes, so I walked off with her cardboard box."
"[breaking up yet another fight] Me: Why do you always fight with your sisters? 6-year-old: Because I always win."
"What did Santa get the day after Christmas? Diabetes"
"Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans? 'Cuz they were stalin'!"
"Just an Internet Explorer joke loading..."
"TIFU by getting fired from the calendar factory All I did was take a couple of days off."
"If you punched a random Brit today... There would be a 52% chance they deserved it."