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Joke of the Day
"Your Momma is so classless... She could be a Marxist utopia"
Next Joke
"My cat ate her breakfast then vomited it all up. I'm a little worried about her health but she does look awesome in a bikini."
"How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. He holds it up, and the world revolves around him to screw it in."
"You know what they say about STD'S Sharing is caring"
"Roma menstruation Q. What's the best thing about a Gypsy on her period? A. When you finger her you get your palm red for free."
"Whenever I'm on twitter I always turn my phone upside down to try and collect spare change from your pockets."
"I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium are going out. I was like OMg."
"Don't forget to use social media to say Happy Fathers Day to your father who doesn't use social media and won't see it"
"How does a turtle grate cheese? Shredder"
"I wish people would stop making fun of me for being fat. I have enough on my plate as it is."