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Joke of the Day

"A kid in the park told me smoking was bad for me So I popped his ballon with my cigarette and informed him so was talking to strangers."

"What do you call? What do you call an anorexic with a east infection? A quarter pounder with cheese."

"What do you call someone with a successful life? Certainly not me."

"Imagine me naked. Wrong. Fatter."

"I'm tired of people calling America the dumbest country in the world Quite frankly, I think Europe is!"

"Waiter: May I take your order? Yes, roll over and play dead! Waiter: It's not that kind of order. Oh. Sorry. I'll have the cheese sticks."

"I just murdered a tree and put its decorated corpse on display in my living room. For Jesus."

"Phishing Thanks for the gold kind stranger!"

"When I have to make a difficult decision in life I think what would grandma do, then I leave home in my nightie & shout at random strangers."

"What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ? Whatever you want, he can't hear you.."