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Joke of the Day

"When I have to make a difficult decision in life I think what would grandma do, then I leave home in my nightie & shout at random strangers."

"Chemists Confirm the Existence of New Type of Bond James Bond"

"Jersey Shore just got cancelled. Clearly an act of God. Your move, atheists."

"Telling someone they can't be sad because others have it worse is like telling someone they can't be happy because others have it better."

"I've been teaching myself French so that I can seduce my wife Boner Petite, baby!"

"I peed in my friend's beer before giving it to him... I told him, ""urine for a surprise"""

"You know why it's so difficult to put together a baseball team of egotists? Everyone wants to play first."

"What language do British wrenches speech? Spanish!"

"My roommate says I have schizophrenia Jokes on him! I don't have a roommate"

"[in traction] Before you ask, yes you can make cheese from moose milk and no I didn't think she'd spook so easy."