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Joke of the Day

"I'm tired of people calling America the dumbest country in the world Quite frankly, I think Europe is!"

"What are you called if you are paid to be a thing? A pro-noun!"

"I walked into the library the other day and asked the librarian if he still had that mouldy old book on giving your child up for adoption. ""It was vile so I got rid of it."" ""That's the one."""

"A girl called me the other day and said, ""Come on over, nobody's home""... I went over. Nobody was home"

"Mona Lisa 1o acto:Una mona aplastada. 2o acto: La misma mona aplastada. 3o acto: La misma mona aplastada. Como se llama la obra? ""La Mona Lisa."""

"What do you call a muslim on a plane? A passenger."

"""And thou shalt know those whom God has chosen for eternal salvation in the following manner: they shall retweet this."" Revelation 4:12."

"""How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?"" She said she didn't see him coming"

"What happened when hitler fell off his skateboard, and the wound got infected? He said ""now I have to cleanse my germy knee"""

"Reddit's post limit reminds me of the Cleveland Show 1 joke every 10 minutes."