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Joke of the Day

"Waiter: May I take your order? Yes, roll over and play dead! Waiter: It's not that kind of order. Oh. Sorry. I'll have the cheese sticks."

"what's wrong with pi? He is irrational and goes on and on - says the wife of pi"

"What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ? A wedding ring !"

"Why did Jesus run off the airplane? He didn't like the Pilate"

"ME: I can understand why, it's so silky and luxurious. THEM: Huh? I said I worship Satan. ME: Oh. I thought you said ""satin."""

"The stock market monitors Chuck Norris."

"Toucan: Albanians kidnap Liam Neesons bird"

"The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette."

"How many Social Justice Warriors does it take to change a lightbulb? None, just the one black guy they get to do it so they can tell him how oppressed he is."

"Why did Jesus stop playing hockey? (First) He kept getting nailed to the boards."