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Joke of the Day

"The greatest pickup line of all time... Let's be friends."

"What do you call a nun that sleepwalks? A Roamin' Catholic."

"Why are black people so good at sports? Hard work and dedication."

"Me: *shakes bosses hand* Sorry I'm late to the meeting boss. Boss: No problem, restroom? Me: Yes, and we're out of TP and hand soap again."

"Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? Thousands of souls were lost"

"Fun Fact: If you lie down in an aisle at Walmart for a couple hours, they will tag you and put you in a clearance bin."

"I think some people just log into Facebook just to send me game requests."

"Did you guys see the new Mad Max prequel? It was playing on every channel last night"

"Spent the entire day trying not to look at porn... It was so hard."

"Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom? Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music."