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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone with a successful life? Certainly not me."
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"My cat's name is Isis, so you can imagine my horror when I turned on the news and saw ""Isis believed to be allied with Al-Qaeda"""
"I ate one of those orange Hostess cupcakes and now I have to live in the sewers."
"Do you know what one ocean said to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved. sea what i did there? I'm shore you got it come on, dont be a beach"
"What's the NSA's favourite game? I spy."
"My children drive me to drinking... As soon as they got their licenses I made them start bringing me to the bar."
"How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired? Sleep at night"
"Broccoli is like anal sex. If you didn't like it forced on you as a child you probably won't like it as an adult."
"How can you tell that a black person used your computer? It's gone."
"My stepmom fell into a wishing well I was amazed- I never thought they worked"